Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

The reason Cingular has "the least dropped calls of any network" is because you cannot drop a call if you can't get a goddamn signal in the first place. FUCK YOU CINGULAR IS THE NEW AT&T. Also on that note, I used to have AT&T Wireless, then Cingular bought it, then AT&T bought Cingular, and now it's AT&T again. Is that some fucked up antitrust bullshit or what?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bitching from my Blackberry

  • Fucking Grossman. Get your fucking head in the game. I'm tired of this bush-league butterfingery. (I almost said buttfuckery but I didn't).
  • OK doc, I get it, you went to med school and you think you're above digging through feces but I am blocked up and did not take the morning off to get the same advice I could get from fucking wikipedia re fiber intake, water intake and exercise. Sack up and clean out my anus. This is like calling a plumber who tells you to buy drano.
  • I hate people who look stupid. One just walked past me.

Monday, August 20, 2007

It's August, Time For Some More Goddamned Complaints

  • I don't like the word "foodies."
  • I never want to hear a sentence containing two or more of the following names
    • Charlie Weis
    • Tom Brady
    • Brady Quinn
    • Bill Belichick
      Frankly I'd be fine not hearing any more sentences that contain ANY of the above.
  • I think I have fecal impaction.