Monday, June 18, 2007

June Swoon

  • Weekends are not long enough.
  • I do not like shopping for clothes. It is hard enough to find a shirt I like, aesthetically speaking. Then when I actually find such a shirt, I try it on only to realize it is designed for fats. I am not a fat. I do not want to wear clothes that make it look like I am trying to conceal a gut when I have no gut.
  • Pulling your car over and vomitting on the side of the Metra tracks due to a combination of hangover and heat stroke after back-to-back soccer games is not my favorite activity.
  • Girls with boyfriends need to fucking hang out with their boyfriends and not flirt with me.