Wednesday, April 18, 2007

More on the Good/Bad Front

  • Good: Ripping open your orange emergency evacuation pouch in search of a radio with which to listen to potential White Sox no-hitter bid. Bad: finally figuring out how to work shitty COBY emergency radio 45 seconds after game ends.
  • Further complaint: White Sox doing well.

Further Complaints

  • Giving me large fries because my order took too long at McDonalds: GOOD. Neglecting to salt the fries: VERY FUCKING BAD YOU FUCKS.
  • I am very sweaty today in my suit because I am not 100% recovered from my fever yesterday. I feel like Bruce Pearl.