Thursday, March 8, 2007

Dear Teh Internets

I cannot remember all my logins and all my passwords to all the sites that require them. Please develop retina-scan login technology with great urgency. In the meantime standardize your password and login rules. Six characters, eight characters, a-z only, number required, come on, pick one. Anyway it's not like somebody is going to hack into my student loan account and pay my loans off for me.

Thursday Whining

  • The walls between offices here are too thin. I can hear the partner next door on speakerphone all day. Also it keeps me from cranking my tunes on my sweet new iPod speakers. Iron Maiden was not meant to be consumed at less than 80 db.
  • I need new jeans, sneakers, black dress shoes, a suit, some work shirts, and probably socks, and I have neither the time nor the inclination to shop for them.
  • I did not win the lottery which means I have to keep working to make money, which means I will keep worrying about losing my job.
  • My feet smell.