Sunday, March 9, 2008

Well it was a good run, angry blog. But it's over. All complaints will now be consolidated with my other thoughts at

Saturday, November 3, 2007


  • Well, they finally did it. They fucking killed BK. The closest BK to me has now shut down. How is it that nobody can fucking operate a Burger King in this city. I passed 3 McDonald's on the way. Now the nearest BK is like up in Wrigleyville. That's the fucking end of me. BK is my god damn hangover comfort food. Now I can't get it. FUCK FUCK. Maybe don't operate a goddamn TACO FRESCO in the same building. Nobody wants Taco Fresco. Nobody knows what Taco Fresco is. Way to give make 50% of your franchise worth zero.
  • Why the fuck isn't there any parking by my work. They closed down like one street for construction, one for no reason, random parking meters just out of commission and god forbid I get a free parking spot when the city's piece of shit meters break. No, they quickly slip a TOW ZONE cap on them. How about FIXING them motherfuckers or at least not exacerbating a problem.

OHHhhhhhh stroke imminent.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Karaoke Bellyaching

Stiff prison sentences should be imposed on anyone who sings these songs at karaoke:
  • Like A Prayer
  • Love Shack

That is all. Please feel free to go about your business.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Just one quick thing

I never understood the phrase "Well-behaved women rarely make history." Poorly-behaved women rarely make history also.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

  • Fuck GChat - it sucks.
  • Fuck billable hours
  • Fuck not having a bathroom in my office.
  • Fuck cleaning.
  • Fuck expense reports.
  • Fuck work.


I never want to see one of these again:

Insects are proof that either God does not exist, or that he exists and he hates us.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

The reason Cingular has "the least dropped calls of any network" is because you cannot drop a call if you can't get a goddamn signal in the first place. FUCK YOU CINGULAR IS THE NEW AT&T. Also on that note, I used to have AT&T Wireless, then Cingular bought it, then AT&T bought Cingular, and now it's AT&T again. Is that some fucked up antitrust bullshit or what?